Freaky that Boney M's Bobby Farrell died yesterday on the same date and in the same city as Ra-Ra-Rasputin

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/l1uCJ

"In 2003 a guy came to teach us how to be better trainers through NLP & within 7 days I came out a totally different person." Amnesia?

Yeeha! Just finished writing my 2nd book before the end of 2010!

Just uploaded a video in YouTube. Check: http://ping.fm/17SoL

Self employed, so wasn't sure whether to work on my Glasgow web agency today, or take the week off like a lot of other folk...

If you're a Glasgow business let me review your website for free with tips on how to get more enquiries www.LeadGenerationGlasgow.com

Nice email today "Jonathan has made it possible for me to pursue something i had no idea i could by taking me through a structured course"

Cheryl & I took Luke out on his new scooter and we saw a wee old couple taking down their Xmas tree - is it over already?

Question - why do psychics have to ask for your name?

Just spent an hour putting the stickers on wee Luke's toy garage for Xmas - now I know how my dad must have felt!

Do you have a burglar alarm? If not, why not?

Great man with a van for last minute prezzy pick up or delivery http://ping.fm/mj9yf

Who's your favourite Glasgow skin care specialist?

"Jonathan is a tremendously able professional, combining high intelligence with a really caring and compassionate approach." Aw shucks...

Looking forward to picking Luke up from nursery and going sledging

I'll review your website for free and give you some tips to get more visitors - go to www.leadgenerationglasgow.com

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left...

Another struggling business client prompted me to offer my Bailout Rescue Plan again for anyone who needs it at www.rescuebusinessblog.com

Reading Tricks Of The Mind by Derren Brown again - full of digs at NLP

Can you help me with my personal development survey? www.paragonsclub.com

Your keyboard could be germier than your toilet http://ping.fm/GDUhA

Luke aged nearly 5 just asked me "Where does all the white go when the snow melts?"

Lawyer: "How many of Dr Smith's autopsies were performed on dead people?" Witness: "All of them - the live ones wriggle too much"

Just released my latest video - free help if your website is nowhere near page 1 of Google http://ping.fm/05IX7

Just certified my 15th class of NLP Master Practitioners, ending with a board break in the snow!

Just launched! NLP courses taught online all the way up to NLP Trainer! Check it out www.theNLPcourse.com

Day 7 of our 15th NLP Master Prac course and of course its Prime Concerns. Oh oh....

I'm asking personal growth enthusiasts to help me with my survey at www.paragonsclub.com

It's that time when I get to choose my next NLP master prac course theme tune. Any suggestions?

Calling all NLP Practitioners - Are you ready to master NLP? http://ping.fm/0oOFY

Are you ready to master NLP?

You probably already know that my 15th NLP Master Practitioner course
starts on October 25th. Well, I'd like you to join me - it's worth
every penny. If you're wondering if this stuff works, have a look at
the Real Results page again:

http://thenlpcourse.com/training-NLP-results.html

Here's the package, but doors close at midnight Saturday October 23rd:
NLP + HGE Master Practitioner Certification October 25 - 31st, then
again on November 22 - 28th. A combined 14 days of dumping the past
and boosting your confidence with new life skills, so you can build
more financial security & be the best you that you can be.

You get 50 audio CDs plus full colour Master Practitioner manual to
refer back to forever. Imagine how you'll feel being a Master of NLP
and HGE, able to help people with health issues, dazzle with your
presentation skills and cleaner and clearer after a full Breakthrough
Session [included as part of the training].

You'll have LIFETIME membership to my practice building programme
called Full Practices, teaching you how to get clients, how to get
paid to help people, create a new income stream and earn all of your
investment back. Who else will teach you how to do that?

You also get One Full Month of 1:1 Coaching With An NLP Trainer,
To Help You Implement & Utilise Everything You've Learned. I'll
coach you personally.

JUST ADDED - I'll also Set Up Your Entire Online "NLP Business" For
You - Start To Finish - A website and a Blog Online, Optimized -
Indexed & Getting Traffic Ready To Make Sales! All done for you.

That's £6500 worth of specialised training, And the whole thing is
completely protected by a Money Back Guarantee

The investment is £2847 payable in one payment or split into 10 monthly
instalments. That means you can have £6500 worth of brain reprogramming,
freedom, two qualifications to your name and your own business websites
- BUT this Offer ends midnight Saturday October 25th. No exceptions.

To book your place just visit www.theNLPcourse.com or call 0141 639 7099

I look forward to working with you,

Jonathan

P.S. I'm working on a hush hush project which launches in November and
I'm going to need a small group of competent Master Practitioners - will
you be one of them?

Your mind know the root cause of any problem you have, and there's only 7 of them http://ping.fm/06yIx

Who's talking about you, and what are they saying? Monitor your online reputation http://ping.fm/K38mB

Day 3 of my 29th NLP Practitioner course, I ask for a volunteer and EVERY hand shoots up! You can't ask for better than that!

The Best Teeth Whitening Advice In Glasgow For White Teeth at http://ping.fm/kOVUo

The Best Teeth Whitening Advice In Glasgow For Glasgow White Teeth at http://ping.fm/UvZ2A

Why isn’t it easy to get what you want? Here's what it is: http://ping.fm/URlA1

Funniest thing I've seen in years, but only for Glaswegians http://ping.fm/D6Mst

10 Reasons Why Your Business Needs SEO experts Now! at http://ping.fm/hrut6

10 Reasons Why Your Business Needs SEO experts Now! at http://ping.fm/NUkuW

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10 Reasons Why Your Business Needs Web SEO Now! at http://ping.fm/ka5Z7

10 Reasons Why Your Business Needs Web SEO Now! at http://ping.fm/WKhGo

Just stumbled on a testimonial from one of my students http://ping.fm/hKkLj

There IS such a thing as a free lunch, with NLP training for dessert at http://ping.fm/uYgt9

Just finished reading a Huna training book again that I read 10 years ago and what a difference http://ping.fm/7T1x1

Worth checking out this skin care competition if you're in the Glasgow area http://ping.fm/a4ArH

Planning to run a health retreat soon - help me
design it here http://ping.fm/Au1Qm

A guid laugh shows yer a' aboot - from the Scots

CCTV shows giant cat dumping old lady into a bin
http://ping.fm/Obo5F

Never seen my wife make a fruit smoothie in a food mixer powered by bicycle before!

Fat people can get a gastric band fitted on the NHS while cancer patients can't get medication?! WTF!?

The Anatomy of Buzz by Emanuel Rosen is ironically the dullest book I've read in years!

If you were a tangible product on a shelf, what
would you look like? Smell or taste? And called what?

You probably won't believe me, but you can read an entire book in 5 minutes flat http://ping.fm/InQY9

Want to spend a normal weekend, or want to learn Hawaiian Huna magic? Live training at http://ping.fm/q0quG

Free Web SEO tips and a business bailout plan at www.rescuebusinessblog.com

Huna Secrets Free teleseminar today http://ping.fm/gIEKp

Just saw the JSA on Smallville! Oh the nostalgia... I love the new take on the Golden Age heroes.

Free Intro to Hawaiian Huna teleclass Tues 8th August http://ping.fm/LDypv

Who works this stuff out? http://ping.fm/3l3z8

Scots - Crooked hooses cam fae committees

If you're a Glasgow Dentist you might want to look at this http://ping.fm/lXfGl

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

Scots - naething tae be done in haste but grippin' o' fleas

Read through the Judge Dredd Cursed Earth Graphic Novel - oh to be 10 again

This is one train you'll wish you were on http://ping.fm/kKuRn

If you've got more books on visualising than you ever visualised having, here's what works instead http://ping.fm/FsA17

Is Will Smith weird? [blog post] www.jonathanclark.blogspot.com

The offer to be one of the first ever True Silence graduates will be cancelled at midnight Monday http://ping.fm/2OWrH

I'm looking for some guinea pigs to try it a new "mind method" that makes "mind methods" obsolete - http://ping.fm/Ug3AU

Is this the real reason you do what you do? http://ping.fm/Yh5bk

New video - how to spot subliminal messages [maybe] http://ping.fm/PuHcs

(another free video) - How to Photoread http://ping.fm/Gs2Wi

Hi there - new free mind video helps you cope with pressure http://ping.fm/CxShA

Wish this was you? http://ping.fm/FD11u

Grab my free download "the success mindset of Dragons & Apprentices" no opt in required at http://ping.fm/GbI2e

Need help starting or growing your small business? - watch the video at http://ping.fm/f7rs1

What a week! A Kiss concert, a BBC Radio slot, a new seminar pilot and a new Prime Minister!

New video on my blog for employed and self-employed who want more http://ping.fm/lEg3z

7 step rescue plan creates a cash injection for your small business - get it free at http://ping.fm/g8J5g

If you know anyone with a business that needs a cash injection now go to http://ping.fm/AXsCh then please retweet

Looking forward to running the next part of my 28th NLP/HGE Practitioner course tomorrow

Heaven witnessed through 1 mind is called Earth. Earth witnessed through all 3 minds is called Heaven

Don't take yourself so personally

Sunny day at a Scottish National Monument and you can't even buy an ice cream! Typical.

For a bedtime story I told Luke the Disney version of Lord of the Rings

My video on how to set up your own business http://budurl.com/tkez

Working on a bailout plan to help small businesses create new cashflow

For the first time in my lifetime there's not a plane in the sky!

Free workshop on how to launch or expand your business in Scotland http://ping.fm/dT2vL

The severity of an itch is inversely poportional to the ability to reach it

Really eye opening to see all the cars with a thin coating of volcanic ash on them

Suppin' loud's nae company

Who you really are is what you do when noone's looking

I saw a big shiny ball in the sky today..then I remembered that its called "the sun"!

Having fun helping 2 clients build their weight loss business

Small business owners make 2010 their best year yet http://ping.fm/A2fgS

Cemented my wee boy's swing into the ground cos he's big enough to make the whole thing rock!

Go see "Kick Ass" and be amazed at what an 11 year old girl does!

Why do Coaches struggle when help is at hand? www.alchemychallenge.com

Girl to boyfriend: "One kiss and I'll be yours forever." Guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

I can't believe you'd wear a 10:10 necklace made from the metal of a near fatality aircraft

Weans wi' big ears take it aw in

Last chance to get 6 months 1 on 1 help launching & growing your own business ends midnight http://ping.fm/fsicS

Don't miss out - NLP business practitioner + how to get clients http://ping.fm/hNPLC

If you long to get paid for doing something you love, take a look at http://ping.fm/DpAA3

Take this survey and help produce something that
will affect the whole self-help community http://ping.fm/2nELR

Bet you wish you'd thought of this - http://ping.fm/RCCcl

Pain is just a sign of weakness leaving the body - Marine Corps!

Why does your stomach rumble? http://ping.fm/zpSIg

Degree of belief determines degree of result

Branson's VSS Enterprise has boldly gone on its mission - video at http://ping.fm/cBh2s

Does your brain need defragging yet? Here's how http://ping.fm/XxIgl

Why do Coaches struggle when help is at hand? www.alchemychallenge.com

Don't take bribes - the government hates competition

Excited by the possibilities of 2 new services I'm going to offer...

Sign in In a Nairobi restaurant: "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager."

If ye cannae see ra bottom, dinna wade

Last chance to learn NLP for half price, but act fast! http://ping.fm/FnNly

Oot oan the branch, the fruit is gey ripe

Uncovering a new approach that makes NLP and mind methods look antiquated...

Want a return on your investment from your self help studies? www.alchemychallenge.com

Imitation is the sincerest form of unimaginative flattery

Why is the traffic always lighter in someone else's lane?

Just met Dragon's Den Doug Richard at his seminar promoting www.schoolforstartups.co.uk

Training NLP - If you can feel it, you can heal it http://ping.fm/LUEen

When a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name, you didn't hold the pillow down
long enough

Think you can do 2 things at the same time? Scientists doubt it
http://ping.fm/DIol0

If you could change one thing - teleclass happening NOW http://ping.fm/02Tz1

My coaching client called herself a seeker, so I asked her to become a finder

With whom do I have the pleasure - you, or my version of you? http://ping.fm/HoyRq

Endured an entire chick flick [it was Mothers Day after all] but only cos Cameron Diaz was in it

Endured an entire chick flick [it was Mothers Day after all] but only cos Cameron Diaz was in it

Do you think David Beckham's torn achilles tendon is a coincidence?

If you could change one thing - free teleclass to help you http://ping.fm/icz1h

An ultimatum is a powerless threat trying to steer a situation one has no control over

If nothing you are wearing matches, isn't that coordinated?

Do you believe in the placebo effect? http://ping.fm/fjgbQ

If Will.i.am and Cheryl got together would that mean a Black Eyed Cole?

Want a name for your business, idea or website? Try http://wordoid.com/

Finally nailed a song on lead guitar that I used to air guitar in the 80's

Membership site = security + low ticket sale + automated = dream scenario

If you could change one thing what would it be? Tell me at http://ping.fm/fqoGA

"Happy Kids Happy You" - anyone read it? Any good?

What stage of awaked-ness are you at? http://ping.fm/NplqM

The more coincidences you experience the more "on path" you are, but you knew that right?

Read The Gingerbread Man to a group of 4 year olds at Nursery. Tough crowd for an NLP Trainer!

Why does a guy say "I'm seeing her" when he really means "I'm touching her"?

Gene Simmons says Kiss is better than The Stones and U2, and I utterly agree

If you could change ONE thing what would it be? Prize for the best one http://ping.fm/DaWfQ

You'll either agree with this or you won't http://ping.fm/yOzLj

Hawaiian Huna energy and manifestation ecourse gift for you at www.miraclesondemand.co.uk

Make a soul connection by looking into someone's right eye with your right eye - try it

OMG they're remaking one of my favourite childhood movies http://ping.fm/BJVMu
v=xJHcyGS9tkI&feature=popular

Your complimentary NLP e-course right here http://ping.fm/LzISJ

Is cutting a heart shape into my wife's breakfast toast romantic or soppy?

Is it a sin to steal a Bible?

We were hoping that extraterrestrials would hear the Golden Record and say ‘That’s a cool planet'.
Read More http://ping.fm/R8jOn

Cosmologists studying Dark Matter in space say that in the nothing there is something and they can't explain it...

If one day we woke up and everything was 100 times larger, how would we know?

Your complimentary "Ignition" E-course

Training NLP - Ignition 9:58 Training NLP Courses & Beyond - Free Ignition E Course

When people go to the bathroom, why do they say they'll be right back? Do they ever stay?

Playing with an awesome new tool for my next NLP video - watch this space

Having a Grey Zone day - blasting the backlog of unfinished business that I'm tolerating

Today's the day I get to read a story to my son's nursery class of twenty 4 year olds - could be a tough crowd!

Your complimentary Beyond NLP e-course right here http://ping.fm/e9X0t

It's National Procrastination Week; Let's Celebrate by Not Honouring It http://ping.fm/LsZSn

20 minute meditation on unblocking, then I witness a tiny tractor with a snow plow clearing the snow off the pavements...

OMG - read The Game by Neil Strauss. How pick up artists use NLP for seduction - fascinating...

Timeless wisdom - don't count your chickens before the cows come home

10 Inappropriate but Entertaining Snowmen http://ping.fm/Gc9QR

Sending positive vibes to my Huna bruddas and sisters in Hawaii - tsunami sirens going off right now

>sigh< another call from another NLP student who got conned by another NLP company...

Anything perceived by your mind is finite, and therefore by definition, limited

FREE AUDIO shows you how to turn your knowledge into a life-changing income stream with zero risk at
http://ping.fm/su4DL

If it's true that everyone wants to get skinny, get rich and get laid, which is your priority?

Top Ten Reasons to Watch Battlestar Galactica http://ping.fm/UTYu3

Working on making all my NLP training from Foundation to Trainer available for pennies...

Top 10 ways to drive traffic to your small business blog http://www.problogger.net/archives/2010/02/23/top-ten-ways-to-drive-traffic-to-your-small-business-blog-using-twitter/?
utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ProbloggerHelpingBloggersEarnMoney+%28ProBlogger%
3A+Helping+Bloggers+Earn+Money%29

Oh I can't believe one of my spiritual teachers has dismissed me from his programme because I spoke
my truth...

"Needless to say" is usually needless to say.

If you have loads of content about your chosen field, turn it into a paying membership website
http://ping.fm/RkmJl

Last chance to join us on our self defence and safety weekend www.safetyselfdefence.com

OMG! Readers Digest has just gone into administration! Newspapers are next...

Great free audio on self defence and personal safety at
http://ping.fm/dYdSm

I think the movie "Click" with Adam Sandler just changed my values!

If it was self defense, why are they angry with her? http://ping.fm/tINKo

Confidence tips for professional women www.beautytipsconfidence.com

4 ways your mobile phone could save your life!
http://ping.fm/GzXZ2

Ladies eyes only! Or guys can pass it on to your ladyfriends http://ping.fm/2hLzj

Hear how a life coach sabotages my phobia cure with BBC presenter Shereen Nanjiani http://ping.fm/SPyvp

Getting prepared for our 12th NLP + HGE Master Practitioner Training tomorrow...

To draw something, draw the outline first then ignore the rest of the paper!

Ladies - do you feel safe when out and about? http://ping.fm/ky3lQ

Magic moment - Luke aged 3 chasing me smiling and giggling through a shopping mall full of staring bystanders

Why write a book? http://ping.fm/ftIHw

Self-help - Is everyone missing the point ? http://ping.fm/UTi8q

The Gene Simmons of bears http://ping.fm/eBTGq

Time used to fly; now it's afraid of terrorists.

Zero limits book review & why should devour this book http://ping.fm/2SsSG

What's the most useful word in the English language? http://ping.fm/ddbGT
v=6D7rWLzloOI&feature=player_embedded

Isn't it convenient that the government announces we're out of the recession just before the first monthly salary of 2010...?

Hear Part 2 of my BBC Radio phobia cure with Shereen Nanjiani http://ping.fm/6uuK8

Best NLP and Huna book of 2009 - http://ping.fm/pPPiV

Magic moment - during a 2004 seminar exercise the voice in my head named a local celebrity. Yesterday I finally got to work with her.

Ladies - did you feel safe out and about at New Years' ? http://ping.fm/KU0N1

When someone is yelling at you in sign language, do you just close your eyes?

My advice on how to set up your own business http://budurl.com/tkez

Breeders are dabbling with dogs' genetics to please them but leaving the dog messed up. This was on
a programme called the news?

What's your biggest question about personal development? http://budurl.com/ha8a

You know you're screwed when you can't afford the stamps to mail the payment!

Why I Spent a Year Trying to Sing in the Morning - http://ping.fm/NucVH

Love my Blackberry Storm - so when the SatNav gets it wrong I can use it to call the client that I'm
running late for!

4 videos showing what the difference between NLP Prac and Master Prac is
http://ping.fm/1oA0A

Just been on BBC Radio Scotland doing a moth phobia item, can hear it again for next few days only at http://ping.fm/clS5t

There's nothing enlightened about being into self-help and living on the breadline http://budurl.com/tkez

Funniest thing I've heard in years: the tattoo at the base of a woman's spine is a "Tramp Stamp On A Chav"